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Misheard Fighting Game Samples
Ryu
Game: Street Fighter 2
Actual: "Hadouken!"
Heard: "How ya doooin'?"
Heard: "How're you, Ken?"
Heard: "How ya dooin', Ken?"
Heard: "Buuuullshit!"
Heard: "Stuupid!"
Heard: "A Token!"
Heard: "I'm wounded!"
Actual: "Shoryuken!"
Heard: "Howwww're you Ken?"
Heard: "Show ryu, Ken!"
Heard: "Are you Ken?"
Heard: "All you can!"
Heard: "Sure, you can!"
Actual: "Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku"
Heard: "That's-a-make-me-wanna-sin-kick"
Heard: "Tot-tot-tot-flew-got"
Heard: "That's not what you got!"
Heard: "Nice twat that you got!" (directed at Chun Li, I suppose)
Heard: "Nice butt that you got!" (Similar, I guess...and pretty accurate, for that matter)
Chun Li
Game: Street Fighter 2
Actual: "Spinning Bird Kick"
Heard: "He ain't got shit!"
Heard: "Spinning Sidekick!"
Heard: "Spinning Like This!"
Heard: "Spinning my clit!" (no comment...)
Actual: "Ha...Kikousho!"
Heard: "Ha...Coleslaw!"
Heard: "Ha...Powerstone!"
Urien
Game: Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
Actual: "Destroy!"
Heard: "Death Groin!"
Sagat
Game: Street Fighter 2
Actual: "Tiger!"
Heard: "Hyper!"
Heard: "Firebird!"
Game: Street Fighter EX2+
Actual: "Tiger Cannon!"
Heard: "Tiger cow!"
Heard: "Tiger chow!" (by Purina?)
Game: Capcom vs SNK
Actual: "Tiger Uppercut!"
Heard: "Tiger Apricot!"
Heard: "Tiger up her cunt!" (yeouch.)
Heard: "Tiger up your butt!" (likewise, yeouch.)
Spiderman
Game: Marvel vs Capcom
Actual: "Web Swing!"
Heard: "Web string!"
Actual: "Web Ball!"
Heard: "Web Bomb!"
Heard: "Wet Bum!"
Actual: "Maximum Spider"
Heard: "Maximum Strider!" (what??)
Gouki/Akuma
Game: Street Fighter Alpha
Actual: "Messatsu!"
Heard: "This sucks!"
Heard: "Mitso soup!"
Heard: "me suit!"
Sodom/Katana
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 2
Actual: (unknown, Winning pose with fan & with water spout)
Heard: "I'm furry!"
Heard: "I'm funny!"
Heard: "A fairy!"
Rose
Game: Street Fighter Alpha
Actual: "Soul Throw!"
Heard: "Soul through!"
Actual: "Soul Spark!"
Heard: "Throw the scarf!"
Cammy
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Actual: "Cannon spike!"
Heard: "Genocide!"
Actual: "Spin Drive Smasher!"
Heard: "Be Gone, Fucker!" (At least it makes sense in context...)
heard: "Destroy Fucker!" (odd choice of attack..)
Actual: "Mission Completed, sir!"
Heard: "Look at my cleavage, sir!"
Guile
Game: Street Fighter Alpha, some various other games
Actual: "Somersault!"
Heard: "Huffelhaul!"
Heard: "Tamago!"
Heard: "Summer Salt!"
Heard: "Sabado!" (Spanish for "Saturday", for those who don't know)
Game: Street Fighter EX2
Actual: "Sonic Boom!"
Heard: "Chickaboom!"
Actual: "Opening Gambit!"
Heard: "Bring me more German food!"
Game: Street Fighter 2
Actual: "Sonic Boom!"
Heard: "Comin' Soon!"
Heard: "Alex Fool!" (Hope Alex isn't reading this.)
King
Game: King of Fighters '95
Actual: "Nasakenai"
Heard: "Go suck a nut!"
Actual: "Surprise Rose!"
Heard: "I'm quite moist!" (What's on THIS guy's mind?)
Charlie Nash
Game: Street Fighter Alpha, VS series
Actual: "Somersault!"
Heard: "Sabafoo!" (saba-who?)
Heard: "I'm a ho!" (and admission is the first step to overcoming...)
Actual: "Too easy!"
Heard: "Too evil!"
Heard: "Turd eatin'!"
Heard: "you sleaze!"
Adon
Game: Street Fighter Alpha
Actual: "Jaguar Tooth!"
Heard: "Jackoff, foo!"
Heard: "Snaggletooth!"
Heard: "Jagger Tooth!"
Wolverine
Game: VS series
Actual: "Tornado Claw!"
Heard: "Donate 'er car!"
Actual: "Berserker Barrage!"
Heard: "Burn down my garage!"
Psylocke
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Actual: "Psy-Blast!"
Heard: "Cyclops!"
E. Honda
Game: Street Fighter 2
Actual: "Dosugoi!"
Heard: "Ook Hoy!"
Heard: "Dook Hoy!" (I'm noticing a trend here...)
Heard: "Two points!"
Heard: "Uh boy!"
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Actual: "Dosugoi!"
Heard: "Don't Cry!"
Heard: "Alright!"
Heard: Fat guy!
Heard: That guy!
Heard: That's Guy!
Heard: Hey Guy!
Heard: FRYGUY! (Super Mario Bros. 2!) (No idea what this means.)
Deejay
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Heard: "Dang!"
Heard: "Pain!"
Demitri
Game: Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers 3
Actual: "I'm bat master."
Heard: "I'm dark master."
Actual: (whatever he says during the fire bat super)
Heard: "Suck My Eggs!"
Dhalsim
Game: Street Fighter 2
Actual: "Yoga Fire!"
Heard: "You got fire!"
Heard: "Donut Fire!"
Heard: "Buddha Fire!"
Actual: "Yoga Flame!"
Heard: "Donut Flame!" (I'm noticing another trend...)
Gambit
Game: VS series
Actual: "Kinetic Card!"
Heard: "Credit Card!"
Morrigan Aenslaed
Game: Vampire series, MvC, MvC2
Actual: "Soul Fist!"
Heard: "Swordfish!"
Heard: "Soul Feast!"
Heard: "Hold me!" (Damn that needy Morrigan...)
Actual: "Shadow Blade!"
Heard: "Run Away!"
Gill
Game: Street Fighter 3
Actual: "Pyrokinesis!"
Heard: "Parapalegic!"
Kain (MotW)
Actual: "Schwarze Lanze"
Heard: "Charles Bronson!"
Kim Jae Hoon
Game: Mark of the Wolves
Actual: "Shakka Shuu!"
Heard: "Sack of Shit!"
K'
Game: King of Fighters '99
Actual: "Sharaaaaaa!!"
Heard: "Shut up!"
John Crawley
Game: Art of Fighting 2
Actual: "It's nap time!"
Heard: "It's rap night!"
Krizalid
Game: King of Fighters '99
Actual: "Typhoon Rage!"
Heard: "Tofu Agent!"
Heard: "Storm Navy!"
Mr. Big
Game: Art of Fighting 2
Actual: "Blaster!"
Heard: "Napster!" (gee, I bet THIS wasn't recent...)
Terry Bogard
Game: Fatal Fury
Actual: "Power Wave!"
Heard: "Buck Wheat!"
Heard: "Puh-lease!"
heard: "Wowee!"
Actual: "Burn Knuckle!"
Heard: "Barnacle!"
Game: Various
Actual: "Crack Shoot!"
Heard: "Crack Shit!"
Heard: "That's you!"
Heard: "ha-choo!"
Heard: "Not you!"
Game: Various
Actual: "Power Dunk!"
Heard: "Up and down!"
Heard: "Power Dung!"
Heard: "Power Down!"
Heard: "Power? Damn!"
Game: Various
Actual: "Rising Tackle!"
Heard: "Raijinpaku!"
Heard: "Rise, Otaku!"
Game: KOF '96 (I think
Actual: "Overkill Geyser!"
Heard: "Oh my shit! Geyser!"
Game: Mark of the Wolves
Actual: ...I'm not really sure.
Heard: "Fuck you!"
Heard: "Vaccuum!"
Heard: "Rock you!"
Game: Capcom vs SNK
Actual: "Buster Wolf!"
Heard: "Flashtown Water!"
Jago
Game: Killer Instinct
Actual: (dunno)
Heard: "I'll sell you a jeep!"
Fatal Fury Announcer
Actual: "Garou Densetsu!"
Heard: "Marrow Bean Spits"
Mai Shiranui
Actual: "Iyo, Nipponichi!"
Heard: "Yo, Me boingy!"
Heard: "Yup, me bouncy!"
Joe Higashi
Game: Fatal Fury, KOF
Actual: "Hurricane Upper!"
Heard: "Bakin' A Pie!"
Heard: "I take a bath!"
Galford
Game: Samurai Spirits/Shodown
Actual: "Plasma Blade!"
Heard: "Ragna Blade!"
Heard: "Rub my brain!"
Cyclops
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Actual: "Gene Splice!"
Heard: "Jesus Christ!"
Heard: "Jeans Cry!"
Heard: "Jean's Strike!"
Kim Kaphwan
Game: Fatal Fury 2
Actual: "Hangetsu Zan"
Heard: "Shit, my dick!" (Kinda appropriate for a split kick, I guess :P)
Game: King of Fighters series
Actual: "Hangetsu Zan"
Heard: "Come get some!"
Charlotte
Game: Samurai Spirits/Shodown
Actual: "Power Gradation!"
Heard: "Hello to the nation!"
Heard: "Alone in Elation!"
Heard: "Parole Violation!"
Last Blade 2 announcer
Actual: "Shikenshou, Hajime!"
Heard: "Sie Kensou, Hajime!"
Heard: "Sing Ken's song, Hajime!"
Minakata Moriya
Game: Last Blade/2
Actual: "Mienai"
Heard: "Yeah, Money"
Yuki
Game: Last Blade/2
Actual: "Hyoujin"
Heard: "Gold tooth"
Raiden
Game: Mortal Kombat 1, 2 (3?)
Actual: (Unknown :P)
Heard: "Drink some lemonaeeeeeeede!"
Heard: "My mother's from L.A!"
Heard: "Doritos Away!"
Heard: "Burritos Away!"
Heard: "Thank you for the leg!" (KFC sponsored the Mortal Kombat tourneys.)
Actual: (Also unknown)
Heard: "Get back in the car!"
Heard: "Thank you for the car!"
Incredible Hulk
Game: Marvel vs Capcom
Actual: "Gamma Toss!"
Heard: "Grandma Toss!" (don't mess with my grandma punk!)
Darun Mister
Game: Street Fighter EX series
Actual: "Lariat! (Rariatto!)"
Heard: "Arigatou!"
Actual: "Ganges DDT!"
Heard: "Chew this, DDT!"
Guy
Game: Street Fighter Alpha
Actual: "Waruku omou na."
Heard: "What a cool move."
Ken
Street Fighter somethingorother
Actual: "Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!"
Heard: "Protected Hadouken!"
Actual: "Shoryuken!"
Heard: "Aww you ken!"
Heard: "Are you ken?"
Heard: "No I'm ken!"
Actual: "Yatta ze!"
Heard: "Yesterday!"
Heard: "Yo esta bien!"
Heard: "Yes it fits!"
Actual: "Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!"
Heard: "Avightdevilken" (sounds evil.)
Actual: "Shoryureppa!"
Heard: "All you can fuck!" (uh...okay :P)
Ray McDougal
Game: Fighter's History
Acutal: "Big Tornado!"
Heard: "Baked Potato!"
War Machine
Game: Marvel Vs Capcom, 2
Actual: "Here's my Sunday best! Proton Cannon!"
Heard: "Where's my Sunday Pants? Put on Pants!"
Heard: "Here's my Sunday breakfast! Proton Cannon!"
Geese Howard
Game:
Actual: "Reppuken!"
Heard: "Achoo, man!"
Actual: "Double Reppuken!"
Heard: "Ronald wrecked again!"
Scorpion
Game: Mortal Kombat
Actual: "Get over Here!"
Heard: "Get me a beer!"
Samurai Shodown announcer
Actual: "Round 1! Ippon me, Hajime!" (something like that, anyway ;.;)
Heard: "Round 1! Me pancakes, hot are they!"
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Created on ... May 18, 2001
